He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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