Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
As shirtless as possible
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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