make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
