I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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