Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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