i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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