I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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