once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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