I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
