I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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