I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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