Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Randomize
