My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
my liver is dry heaving
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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