Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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