her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
The ass gains better be worth it
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