Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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