wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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