What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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