so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
In other news, I just burned my penis
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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