hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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