we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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