Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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