OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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