doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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