have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
