omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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