yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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