Sponge bath it is.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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