So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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