To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just want nice things and good sex
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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