so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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