can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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