: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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