You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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