I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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