it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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