I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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