just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Drake has all the answers
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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