You can't motorboat a personality
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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