tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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