you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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