Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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