so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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