Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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