SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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