My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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