it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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