Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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