The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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