Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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