Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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