Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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