It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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