Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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