Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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