Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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