I'm drive I can fine osifer
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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