I am puke
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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